Enjoy these, as I know I did! I fell out of my chair a couple times... These ones are AWESOME! ~rainbowlaplz (https://www.deviantart.com/rainbowlaplz)
The last time I was home (I go to college), I was being kinda lazy, just laying on the couch, just getting up to eat, and my sister was teasing me, telling me i was fat. I jumped out of the couch, made my stomach as big as i could and said: "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant, AND YOU ARE THE FATHER". My mother laughed so hard, and my sister didn't know what to do. I'm a boy. MLIA.
Today, I read an MLIA about not being able to make grilled cheese because their dorms didn't allow toasters. Who the hell makes grilled cheese with a toaster?